What I Could Have Said...Instead of NOTHING.

Hi.
Pants are so passe, don't you think?
I didn't think they made men's bodies like that.
Looks like rain.
May I join you for a cigarette?
How fast do you think you could take my clothes off?
How about that hockey game...
Please may I spend all night marinating in your sweat and kisses?
Marry me.
Where is the bathroom?
I fall in love every time you smile.
I wish there was a mattress tied to my back.
It was nice to meet you.
Goodbye.
CALL ME.

FUCK.

I am SUCH a loser.