"No, no, no more bad news. I had a good day today. I don't want you to ruin it."
"..."
"Ugh. Ok, fine. What happened?"
"He's seeing her now."
"And?"
"And it sucks!"
"I don't know why you girls always come to me to say your boyfriends are cheating on you."
"You're a good listener."
"Well, you're not. Otherwise you would know my exact same response for the last 4 chaotic boy situations I've had the pleasure of hearing about."
"Which is?"
"Never expect them to do the right thing. It's only a bonus."
"You're lucky."
"I train 'em well. Luck has nothing to do with it."
Well, I'm a little lucky ;)
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