Firsts

First prom date: Billybear.
First kiss: My 16th birthday. He's married now.
First amazing kiss: He knows who he is.
First job: I was a chef at a Golf and Country Club. Paid shit, but I had a blast.
First car: Toyota station wagon. Known to my college peeps as The Turtle.
First moved away from your hometown: 3. Mississauga to the Farm.
First grade teacher: Mrs...Ms...Allegro or something.
First ride on an airplane: Jamaica mon!
First date: If I recall correctly it was coffee and a movie. He looked really cute and wore a wooden necklace. I was gonna marry him.
First person to send you flowers: I was a late bloomer for this one - I think it was Adam.
First regret: Losing happiness on purpose.
First 'I Love You': Drunk or sober?

First mistake: I remember 'oiling' up my bike with gasoline from the garage when I was 5.

First attempt to fix a broken relationship: It was the hottest kiss of my life. Bar none.