Hopeless Flirt

27-yr-old female, looking for male 23-40 to start a half-committed, sometimes jealous raging, drunken yet happy relationship. Must be from UK, or have a good fake accent upon request. Interested in everything but Ever Afters.

Needs to be ok with the fact that my hair looks like complete shit. I'm tempted to shave it all off and start fresh. If you would still date me, let me know, cause I'll totally do it.

Must love wine. Must be ok with talking about doing things and never actually getting around to them. Experience with crazy girlfriends having a weight obsession an asset. Broadway musical knowledge preferred but not expected. Strong knowledge of the 'smile and nod' very important.

I'm a smoker, a hypocrite, and have a gym membership somewhere in my wallet. Also, I've worn this shirt for 2 days straight. Including in bed.

Anybody swooning is welcome to give it a try.
Will provide one month guarantee. Drama will commence soon afterward.